THERE COMES A time, when you watch enough episodes of This Morning, that you realise that it’s just Philip and Holly interviewing the kind of people who sell their stories to Pick Me Up or Take A Break magazine for £50. Here are some of the best examples:

1. When a woman called Amethyst Realm admitted she only has sex with ghosts.

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Now, with a bit of Photoshop, this looks like something from The Sunday Sport or Pick Me Up. You can’t deny it.

2. When this woman’s son turned into a ‘devil child’.

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 3. That time they featured the woman with ‘the biggest boobs in the world’.

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4. This woman who puts false tan on her 3-year-old.

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5. These women who spent a night with a haunted teddy bear.

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 6. This woman who is convinced that her family were abducted by aliens.

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7. When this man went on ITV to complain that his son was not allowed to have sausage rolls in school.

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8. When they featured this woman who injects herself with 1.5 million year old bacteria to reverse her ageing.

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9. This woman who is addicted to eating her chair.

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She even spreads butter and jam on pieces of her armchair.

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10. This woman who has a phobia of Simon Cowell.

Kinda relatable.

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11. When they met this man who lives his life as a puppy in his spare time.

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Of course, thanks to Phil and Holly, This Morning always deal with these stories a little bit more sensitively.

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